by Boxer, Himself
OK. What’s up with this Dame. . . I have had her in the Headlock Pop Quiz
position for at least 4 seconds gradually applying pressure and she ain’t doing nut’in.
Whadda am I doin’ wrong . . .that’s
the ticket, I’ll apply more pressure. . .that’s what “US” Am Staff’s are suppose
to do. . .gett’em in a death grip. . . .
Two second, three seconds more. . .ahhhh – O ! What’s this – so after 10 seconds, NOW The Dame come around, starts to move, breathing becomes increases but not much, then she speaks. . .What the hell kinda comment is that:
“Boxer, What the HELL are YOU Doing ?
Get the Hell of ME, It’s NOT Play Time,
go to Sleep, and don’t ever do that again!”
and then, had the nerve to grab MY MOUTH pull it open and push me away.
Hell No. . .This just ain’t working – I am blowing the image thing. This Dame, is suppose to be in fear of ME cuz that is what everybody believes – That “US” Pitt Bulls are dangerous killer dogs – I have to rethink this: The Dame and that Killer Dog concept. . . huuuummmm. The Dame has got balls to stand up to ME – Not Trained, Not Social, Has No People Skills and hates everything. The Dame is gonna be one tough cookie to crack. . .She showed NO Fear. And what’s worse, I sensed NO FEAR ! ! ! . . . ., What’s wrong with that picture ?
O well, tomorrow is another day, so I guess I will lay down here by the foot end of the bed roll on the sleeping bag. . . .
OK ! Another day ! . . . let’s see what type of fear and mayhem I can send through her today . . .may be have several temper tantrums throughout the day while walking, lunging at somebody-anybody just to see their reaction
and if The Dame is on her toes, may be turn a death roll and lunge at The Dame while putting a death grip attack on her foot just to see HOW cool calm and collected she is.
! YEEEEAAAAH !
I’ll put a death grip on her shoes, may be crush her ankle – so that’s whadda I’m gonna do and that just whadda I did
LIKE OMG ! I forgot I had a score to settle with De Kota. Being 10 years my senior, this should be no match: Am Staff Score 1 De Kota Chow-Shepherd Zip . . .I’ll settle this score when The Dame goes to the library after the morning walk. . .looks like the day is shaping up quiet well. . .
Well, Folks, the day did not turn out as planned. Ashamed as I am, I Death Rolled myself in mid air – seems The Dame has a few tricks up her sleeve as well. Lunging at anybody did not work either. Teaching Huuuumans’ new tricks is not as easy as What Mandy said.
Mz. De Kota was an iron fortress of fur – never could get a piece of flesh, just a mouth full of fur – AND HOW come there is still fur there. When I get bit, I lose my hair, have skin showing and sometimes bloodin’ all over the place. So it seems that Mz. De Kota is one of those silent types. . .
I have to reassess Mz. De Kota. Then one day when The Dame was getting ready to go to the library, her quiet time – De Kota knew what was coming – The Dame looked at De Kota and said: “De Kota, I can’t baby sit and protect you 24/7. You’re just gonna have to “Get’Em”” – The Ultimate Command had been given. I never seen such an expression from Mz. De Kota – she actually glowed like an Arc Angel – her silver radiated and glowed, she was smiling ear to ear. Something told me I was in for a heap of trouble.
The Dame even took it one step further when Auntie Lori said it would be at least another month before she had space. What’s this Space Crap – I am not some piece of meat or vegetable you can cram into a small space or put on a shelf to look at. I am needy and YOU Dame, will learn, give and OBEY ME before I let YOU in my PACK. Then I over heard The Dame say: “Well if I am gonna have him another month, I am going to adjust his attitude – when is the next appointment” . . . LOOK Dame, What makes YOU Think YOU can ADJUST MY ATTITUDE – I took chunks of flesh outta a crackhead that tried to come between me and my previous family . . we shall see about this. . . But first, there is this command that caused De Kota to glow with excitement.