By
Boxer, Himself
As I was saying, I am gonna teach The Dame a lesson for scaring the bee-geezzz outta me today. . .She thinks that when “SHE” turns out the lights it’s time to go to sleep – yeah! Right!
Lady, that’s when I had to be awake – I had people of the night moving up on me – crackheads looking for the score or being delivery person – taking shots at me with their canes or
throwing rocks at me to scare me away from the fence. Then there was them tweakers – jones’ing or not that twitched and jerked like they had electricity runnin’ threw them.
Can’t forget about the heroin addicts – my home
girl Mandy really had a hard-on for one – that’s her
Everybody use to think that we were brother and sister . . . Like
The Dame and Mandy’s huuuuman, Jeff. Mandy is really smart.
She taught Jeff a bunch of huuuuman tricks: Go Fetch, Answer The Door, Feed ME, Walk Me, Pick Up My Poo, Inspect My Poo, Rub My Belly, MY Personal Bed Time in YOUR Bed, . . .Mandy said he trained pretty easy
I’ll give her about 20 minutes after the lights go out before I introduce myself . . .I’ll just get real quiet and let her think I am sleeping . . . yeah that’s the ticket. . .
OK here we go with what seems to be a normal night time thing . . . .
HEY !
What’s this PAW Sign Language stuff – huuuumans aren’t suppose to know about that stuff . . . You’re MINE ! De KOTA – You Just Wait . . .telling trade secrets . . .
Look at her laying over there all fluffy and demur. . . giving
night time kisses, being petted and being asked questions about ME like I am not even in the room. . .
YO ! DAME !
I CAN HEAR YOU !
CAN YOU SEE ME !
If not I can and will accommodate you in visual acuteness, visual acuteness 101
Ah, here we go, NOW she is calling me over, thinking I am going to come to her after she talked about me like a dog, asking De Kota if we can straighten me out in seven days
so Auntie Lori can take him . . .Who is HIM – That Can’t Be ME . . .and
WHO is Auntie Lori . . .
SCREW YOU DAME !
I aint coming over . . .now deal with that ‼! . . .
AND another thing,
DON’T EVEN think you can straighten me in seven days. . . .
I am the AM STAFF Yo Mamma Warned You About ! ! !
Look Dame, don’t you get the Picture, I am not your little lap dog or teddy bear that will just roll over when you want it. . .I will decide IF YOU are quality merchandise to be in IN MY PACK . . .You Haven’t even begun to start to measure up and you ARE going to get your first test in just a few minutes. . .Call it Boxer’s Pop Quiz. Now just shut up and go to sleep. . .so, um I can spring it on you. . .Yeah !
ALRIGHT NOW! That The Dame is flat on her back, drifting into dream land, her breath slowly becoming shallow and long. . .- floating away from the concerns of the day. . . .I can hear De Kota snoring softly. . .kinda sexy too , , ,SNAP OUTTA IT DOG !
You have to teach a lesson tonight – don’t blow it thinking about how sexy De Kota’s snoring is – you’re on a Pop Quiz Mission ! OK. Got It. Capeeeche!
Now its time to get up real slow and quiet so De Kota doesn’t notice and wake up The Dame. . .WOW ! even The Dame snores . . .this is good, 20 minutes on her back and she is out like a light. Time fore the Pop Quiz.
Slowly getting up from behind the chair and computer table, I just need to take 3 short steps and I will be over the top of her, posed and positioned. . .
Step one went off with a hitch. . .Is De Kota got that sexy snore going on. . .Check and systems are go for Phase Two . . .Step Two Standing on the left side of The Dame, front legs – one on either side of her left arm. . . Is De Kota got that sexy snore going on. . .Check and systems are go for Phase Three – THE POP QUIZ. . .Taking a deep breath, Opening my JAWS, I slowly lower and position my fangs on The Dames temples and jaw joint then start to apply pressure . . .I NOW have The Dame in the Headlock Pop Quiz . . .let’s see if she passes
