JO’S BARK: THE STORY OF CUTIE
NAME: CUTIE
NAME: CUTIE
by Boxer, Himself
After Thanksgiving Mz. De Kota started to grow sad when The Dame started to bring out all the boxes that had been put away in the closet – I could smell all these other people – Mz. De Kota said that it was from her past family: Daytona, Dallas and Ms. Dazy.
Ms. Dazy was a solid black Border Collie Spaniel mix – she was a shadow matriarch. If she could trip a huuuuman up by laying in the darkest spot in the house she would – sounds like I could have learned a few tricks from her. Mz. De Kota said Ms Dazy didn’t like her and that Dallas was always defending her – that is until Daytona came on the scene. Daytona and Ms Dazy were separate but equal and neither ever tested each other.
Well – I’M BACK !
It took a while to get use to being lighter in the rear end, but Mz. De Kota didn’t seem to mind – that is after I took stock of the matter and worked it out. Mz. De Kota was there every step of the way using her “Ultimate Command” which she understood to be a standing order.
Then one day in late October, what little things were left in The Dames’ home was moved out. Mz. De Kota was getting concerned and being scared. She had been through this once before and had to live outside – something she was not use too. Me on the other hand I really didn’t care too much for this indoor life. . .no crackheads, heroin addicts, drunks or rats to chase, bark at, and just be an all around dog about the matter. Although, it does have its advantages. . . .well anyway, I digress. With my fluffy sexy momma being scared that put me on edge so I became more vocal. Mz. De Kota didn’t want to live outside again – she was an 11 year old cougar in my book – wuuuufff. She also told me that she knew The Dame was upset – they were trying to push us out before the agreed to time for the move into the motel – Like WHAT is a motel. Mz. De Kota said it was like here but bigger and a private bathroom . . . These dudes that came to help the Village People move were like sooooo worse than me – and I am a bad-ass ! Then somebody grab the door knob and we heard The Dame yelling – then everything got real quiet but we could still hear The Dame – woooooh! and I thought I had negotiation skills ( kill’em and ask questions later) – The Dame was even better. . .a couple of more hours passed and we were on the move shoved into the van and on the road. . .I could feel Mz. De Kota becoming weak and scared.
She was not feeling well by the time we got the motel – she had not Command power about her . . . .o my fluffy rolly-polly-cougar hang in there.
The Dame says we are going to move again out of the motel and into our own house, whatever that is. Talk to […]
by Boxer, Himself
OK. What’s up with this Dame. . . I have had her in the Headlock Pop Quiz