The Boxer’s Life Chapter 2 When the Lights Went Out
By
Boxer, Himself
As I was saying, I am gonna teach The Dame a lesson for scaring the bee-geezzz outta me today. . .She thinks that when “SHE” turns out the lights it’s time to go to sleep – yeah! Right!
Lady, that’s when I had to be awake – I had people of the night moving up on me – crackheads looking for the score or being delivery person – taking shots at me with their canes or
throwing rocks at me to scare me away from the fence. Then there was them tweakers – jones’ing or not that twitched and jerked like they had electricity runnin’ threw them.
Can’t forget about the heroin addicts – my home
girl Mandy really had a hard-on for one – that’s her
Everybody use to think that we were brother and sister . . . Like
The Dame and Mandy’s huuuuman, Jeff. Mandy is really smart.
She taught Jeff a bunch of huuuuman tricks: Go Fetch, Answer The Door, Feed ME, Walk Me, Pick Up My Poo, Inspect My Poo, Rub My Belly, MY Personal Bed Time in YOUR Bed, . . .Mandy said he trained pretty easy
I’ll give her about 20 minutes after the lights go out before I introduce myself . . .I’ll just get real quiet and let her think I am sleeping . . . yeah that’s the ticket. . .
OK here we go with what seems to be a normal night time thing . . . .
HEY !
What’s this PAW Sign Language stuff – huuuumans aren’t suppose to know about that […]



