DAMIEN’S RESCUE DIARY: #1 My Life

HI ! My Name is Damien. I am approximately 3 years and would have became homeless if not rescued by a ‘homeboy’s mom’. My homeboy is Boxer.
I am looking at you through my yard on the last day my family moved away. . .they never said good bye to me . . .but I knew things were not right.
Boxer’s Mom came over after I had stayed at my house for a day after my family had left – they were unpacking at their new place – the apartment they live at doesn’t accept dogs. . .I am not a dog . . . I have feelings . . . I am a people person.

Boxer’s Mom is a nice lady she gave me food and I was really hungry too. I am really glad she came because I was getting scared about being tied up on the chain with those bad dogs that lived next door. They jumped the fence and attacked me twice

This is what happened to me – I lost my right eye because of the second attack. I guess I look pretty good after three weeks.

Homeboy Boxer’s Mom picked me up on May 6th. I was so relieved but then an awful thing happened – she got out the hose – NO ! NOT ! THE ! BATH !

But hey this wasn’t so bad, nice warm soapy water, Auh Yeah Babe. . .my hot spots stop itching . . . lady did you have to turn on that cold water to rinse me . . . I’ll hide behind these Bamboo sticks holding up her Spider Lilly – Shoot that did work . . .

O My ! What’s this ! fresh water and a full bowl of dog food AND A CLEAN BLANKIE ! I’m in heaven. . . .I’m gonna chow down and take a nap. . . .wow dude what happened – its now morning . . .gees do I gotta whiz . . .Hurry up Lady and Finish walking Boxer and Buddy (Boxer’s Brother) . . . O BOY ITS MY TURN ! sorry the garbage can is mine, and the wall, the neighbor’s steps and the corner of the bushes, the light pole, fire hydrant – all this even before the walk.

Who is this lady she knows everybody – Daisy, Shirley, Chico-the-man, Diamond, Curley, Star, Chuckie-is-Sexy, Gus, Taco, the Gator Babies. . . .this turned out to be a pretty good walk . . . and all the poles . . . o my . . .

This won’t be too bad. . .the second day I got too see everybody again – I didn’t whiz on the can, the wall or the steps and Whassup up with this “Be Nice Settle Down” stuff while I am walking . . . o, she walks slow – Boxer said she had back surgery 3 weeks ago and told me to be nice to his mom and no pulling . . .ok so I can do that

Its’ Saturday ! I got to me Chico-the-Man up close – I let him smell my eye. OH BOY ! I made a FRIEND ! I hope Chico is out tomorrow. Chico is a big white Mastiff Bull and hangs with Diamond and Curly – Diamond is like way too yappy for me. . .I like morning walks . . .LOMG ! I made a second friend – Gus – I didn’t let him smell my eye he was a little to mouthy, if ya know what I mean. OK it’s the third day, lets see if I can play Boxer’s Mom to letting me roam around. . .she cut grass all morning . . .yeah, that’s the ticket. . . take advantage of her at her weakest moment. . .yeap here we go. . .pretty good salad – I like beets and apples with cheese and bleu cheese dressing on. . .let’s scope out this little wood gated fence . . . doesn’t look to bad. . .gotta look disinterested. . .I’ll go lay down in the shade. . .man I gotta check out the fence again, yeah I can do it. . . there she goes into the house to get water for the prints. . .one, two, three, fours times into the house – I am gone – up and over the fence. . .may be I can walk past these people in the front house standing out by the big fence before any body notices. . . piece of cake. . . damn . . .she is calling my name . . .let me run over here and there to to let everybody know I’ve been here. . .I wanna go home. . .there it is. . .but do I wanna go back. . . .nobody is there. . .here she comes. . .ok, I’ll go back with her but I balk a little . . . .yeah she bought it all – hook line and sinker . . . I am so glad to be back in Boxer’s yard

I wonder what Sunday will bring…

2017-05-24T08:44:24+00:00
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